I am sorry, but he doesn’t sound sweet or scared or guilty. He sounds like a SOCIOPATH.

I FINISHED ALL OF MY ROLEPLAY REPLIES! WHAT DO I DO NOW?

So, I have this bugbite. It is swollen, hard, and hot. Last night I had a massive headache and my arms were KILLING me. They hurt bad, real bad. Like, I would not mind ripping them off bad. I also couldn’t breathe well for as long as I thought about breathing. Which, when you can’t breathe well, you focus on.

So I had a lovely night. Probably should have gone to the hospital, but, bleh.

Being from NY, I doubt it was another recluse (Because being that unlucky bastard to get that one recluse that is totally out of it’s environment, and actually catching a good look of it just ain’t happening twice.) and I didn’t get even a look of whatever bit me. Only guessing spider as it seems more likely than other biting nasties with venom. And pain is definitely a venom thing.

If anyone has any suggestions of what it could be or what I should do, let me know? Until then I will be doing the obligatory “Okay, I didn’t get awesome spider powers now, did I?” tests.

Let’s play a game of chicken. If you ask me something, and I can’t answer it because it’s too embarrassing/whatever, you win.

As a bonus: if I can’t answer something, I’ll post a voice clip of me making a chicken sound.